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2008-09-24T15:04:00.003+08:00

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2008-09-20T22:31:00.001+08:00

Go!
here no longer exist! yay peeee!

www.hanseltay.info

hhi chua chau lee

2008-09-14T16:44:00.001+08:00

Awwww..
this blog is closing down soon):

BUT!!
(not telling yet!)

2008-09-11T19:29:00.002+08:00

Shit la,
lost my inear
someone stole my 'glory'
msn not working
amaths
depressed
my phone housing still not here
no P
html
i dont have a bojio
kiam youngerbrother
waste travel time
keep having non-aircon 74

ARGHH
fuck everything la.

2008-09-09T23:16:00.000+08:00

I Dyslexia ♥

2008-09-09T18:48:00.000+08:00

s t o p ma k i ng p e o ple s a d la

T O M Y D E A R ES T B E S TI E

2008-09-08T19:14:00.009+08:00

B E S

T I E

! S T

O P BE

I N G

A N G

W I

T H

M E L

E H!

I ' M

S O

R R

Y? ??

Y O U

N E

E D 7 P O I
N T S
( : YAY!

2008-09-05T11:13:00.000+08:00

HELLO JADE! WELCOME TO YOUR HOMEPAGE!

2008-09-02T23:22:00.001+08:00

Aye aye aye! i damn happy today leh!So satisfying yay.
Haha can someone give me some ideas on my whiteboard video!I am damn bored,i feel like making one now

2008-08-30T23:08:00.001+08:00

I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU,
DO YOU HEAR ME?
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU

2008-08-28T22:28:00.001+08:00

Wl,my phone tohhh
Guys,dont act smart and try to change the housing yourself.HAHA
My phone now nice?Hi junping(: $210 ok? And dennis's pay.

2008-08-28T20:44:00.001+08:00

myLot User Profile

2008-08-25T20:04:00.002+08:00

JADE! I realised is my mum buy one! not eugene!
Anyway its all FAY'S FAULT!

2008-08-25T19:35:00.001+08:00

I Have Just 1&1/2 cups of it. Bye

2008-08-25T18:40:00.002+08:00

Walao! The postman was like 5-10mins ahead of me la!
Like i reach home then i saw this letter on the door.Then i have to wait
till the next day then i can collect my stuff! arggghhh.

oh ya,anyone wants to buy swesens voucher?Haha! yay!

2008-08-24T22:04:00.002+08:00

omg,this banana flavour pocky is damn nice! jade nice right! wheeee
The best thing about this is it taste like banana! cause it it banana flavour! woah damn nice.

Jadetan! next sunday where!

2008-08-22T19:22:00.003+08:00

Phew,thought i was going jail already la.
singpass sucks,damn stupid like must go all the way to CPF building right,then just
type a passsword and leave.

wl amathsamaths toh!

2008-08-18T19:21:00.005+08:00

Oh wow,hi everyone,guess where i am now? I am at Xiaxue.blogspot.com.
ooo look what it says here,i am the most disgusting guy on earth
Oh pls xiaxue look whos talking,the pot calling the kettle black.

Haha,i saw a ghost today! like near my house,so scary la!
It really frightens me,
Like SEE-
RIOUS-
LY

nice right! haha

Aye ask you close the door right?!

2008-08-16T19:52:00.003+08:00

heyhey! Haha ystd i receive the letter from ngee ann talking about my dpa getting rejected.
so i didnt just tore it up immediately??
haha wl why la! like seriouslyy my goodness,who ask my results to be so sucky

oh ya! and bentay is scared of cockroaches! He was like screaming when he saw it! damn funny,he was like hiding behind crystella!

2008-08-15T20:48:00.004+08:00

WL Like SERIOUSSLLLLY.
FRIDAY SUCKS SUCK SUCKSUCKSUCK (stevenlim's style)
Friday is the day where you see most couples at night.
Then you see them hugging blahblahblah,feel good?
wl sucks la! like seriouslllyyyy.

Haha Oh pls junping,look who is talking the pot calling the kettle black (huh!!?!)

2008-08-11T21:26:00.003+08:00

yay! V3 K1
THEN SOON WILL BE V3 K1 K3
THEN A BIT LATER SOON WILL BE V3 V6 K1 K3
THEN MORE LATER SOON WILL BE V3 V6 V8 K1 K3
THEN MOREMORE LATER WILL BE V3 V6 V8 V9 K1 K3

2008-08-09T19:39:00.002+08:00

Walao..argghh
seriously today sucks Yes today, 9thaugust08.Like really la
Went to airport to study,
1)The blueshirt Mac man keep disturbing us,damn kiam
2)couldnt get my amaths right
After Studying
3)couldnt go to that place,yes that place
Reach Home
4) Nathan Hartono singing for ndp

Seriously la,the nathan hartono is the like the worst la!make my day super bad.
wait no 3) is worst.I reallyreally M P la! Then like i cant even go there..
Well,everything sucks today.Like reallyseriously la
4) -> if only like sec3 that time i agreed to... k forget it la;

2008-08-05T22:31:00.002+08:00

Today was remarkably wonderful!
It felt great,Yay thankyou ChuaHuiRu!
AND YOU HAVNT SEND ME THE SYMBOL THING!!urgh
See you soon?like 6weeks time?haha!

Just studied with edmund at Amklibrary, like no table to study,have to study at the cafe.
but it was not bad la,just that edmund keep talking.Haha
edmund,lets see who faster at english teacher.

eh jp?you not going google singapore ah?

2008-08-03T22:57:00.002+08:00

Studystudystudy!
delifrance food sucks actually,i think so?
k bye

converse ftw?Jp i ass,bastard la all of you all.You all play Shirt,bluff me wear Tees.

Seriously la,we should have dump you in the pool.You want toplay drums with the pockystick?yay!

2008-07-31T18:49:00.003+08:00

I;m Livid,my Day sucks
(so does xw,haiyoooooo)
I have bad day
bad day=vodka,lots of it.
i got smileyface on my face(stupid marker)
i need my bag to come quick
pls dpa?
iphone,where art thou!
78moredays
i need more jellybeans
sponge(norman you suck,haha)
porsche (jp you rock;cause it is your post bday)
protein;i need it
englishteacher; need to finish reading it
A math;pls bentay?help me.I know i beat you in today's test,(haiyoooo).I need help really
jinglebells
hair
good
luck
have
fun
hi jp
i owe you
a bday
frenchkiss

2008-07-30T00:00:00.001+08:00

hi
i love puns,i want to write a book of puns then i can become richrichrich!
Jade! can you pls hurry order,and dont let your sisters pick the same as me!
GO jade GO! Skunk and Zombie!wahooo!
pls?eh happy bday JP?you suck?i buy you chillpill?
I damn zai,i wait until 12am then i blog,aiyooo 5yrfriend

Pun of the day : A small boy went to the counter to pay for his lunch but he was a little short.

2008-07-25T20:54:00.003+08:00

18thfridayjuly

Chemistry is damn fun! haha,Ben damn funny he anyhow contaiminate the chemical.haha he added starch into some acid then BAHH become blue colour HAHA DAMN FUNNY.Ben you ass,always dirty the whole bench.

Yay damn nice right?pls take chemistry.Maybe one day i can make rainbow,then can pray to it!haha

2008-07-23T18:03:00.002+08:00

Wl,i have been sick since yesterday.Today was worse la
I FEEL LIKE DYING NOW PLEASE! ARGH
pls hurry recover,pls body pls.So what to be sick la,cant even go near people!Later someone say i spread germs.Wl i think i got fever
AHA must be jade la! haha jade buy me pocky bye

AND TIMHUNG YOU FAGGOT,I AM GOING TO DAO YOU FOREVER TSKK

2008-07-18T23:44:00.003+08:00

Walao, the games day this years sucks.

I joined handball then i fell down,shutup la.Haha
Like i runrunrun then i fell down,then the referee thought the opponent push me
THEN PENALTY!! YAY! Luckily i scored or else damn paiseh.
ziyuan's team weak??
Like got 5 waterpolo players in the team,So able to beat them??
Like all their score was like 11-0 5-0 that kind.
Then chem remedial damn fun.LG again

2008-07-13T23:30:00.003+08:00

WOAHH
I saw a limousine today!Like reallyreally Limousine! Mercs one i think.But like pretty old kind of thing.Like it is a wedding car?Most probably rented or something i guess.Like i walk out of church then BAHH! It went passs me.Haha

WALAO!
IPHONE
FENDER
B BENDER
GIBSON
pls?what should i do

2008-07-12T18:31:00.002+08:00

Argh,this feeling is so horrible.
I need to meet! i need to meet!
this feeling really sucks):
Monday pls come.

Haha,my phone spoil!mygoodness now need to put the earphone in! damn unglam la!wl!

2008-07-10T22:11:00.002+08:00

OMG! TODAY Olvl CHINESE!
TOOHHHHHH

I only know 10% of the words la! Then i keep stopping then i giggle,cause i reallydontknow HOW TO READ.Wl die already la!

Anyway JP is a noob,cause he has chill pills

2008-07-09T20:08:00.002+08:00

oh yay yay! Going to get new guitar soon!

Wheee! applied for DPA ALREADY! HAVE YOU??
Haha today went peninsula with Weihoe,Edmund,Ewen and Daryl.Haha like weihoe wants to find a hoodie cause he lost his.Then on our way there we took 700,then me and edmund sat at some broken seats,damn fun la! like can shakeshakeshake like rolllercoaster!

P.s. I LOVE YOUR DRAWING!! YAY

2008-07-06T23:25:00.002+08:00

Omg,
I WANT A
Hipshot String Bending System
or
Fender B-bender body
or
TremorBender

well,they are actually are the same thing,but like different kinds.
If anyone buys me that,i will be so happy that will kiss him/her like mad.Then like foreverforever
love him/her!

2008-07-06T13:48:00.000+08:00

Awww man!
Cant go sentosa with cg today! wl miss all the fun):
nvm i can go home drink protein yay!

2008-07-04T22:09:00.002+08:00

HAHA TODAY DAMN FUNNY

The whole class was like waiting for Jacqueline and Anders to come in,then AMOS walk in!
HAHA then weihoe: "wah nice?"
DAMN WTF DAMN FUNNY!

Qitai damn spoiler la!he should just like let anders hit him or smth!haha

2008-06-30T23:28:00.000+08:00

FENDER TELECASTER,PLEASE COME):
GIBSON LESPAUL PLEASE WAIT,I AM SORRY.

2008-06-28T15:58:00.000+08:00

FLAG DAY IS GAY
PROTEIN IS THE BEST

2008-06-25T23:00:00.002+08:00

Are u free? look down if u are bored.

Are you free? look up if u are bored.

2008-06-23T22:26:00.001+08:00

WAHH DAMN KIAM!!
YESTERDAY MY BROTHER BOUGHT A KEYBOARD MOTIF 6!
THEN TODAY MY MUM BOUGHT MY YOUNGER BROTHER A $1K PLUS VIOLIN!
WL WHAT ABOUT ME!!
STUCK WITH THAT IBANEZ,NVM ITS OK.YOU ALL WATCH OUT.WAIT TILL I GET
GIBSON OR FENDER;
THEN I DO A FACE-MELTING SOLO IN BOTH YOUR FACE. YAY

2008-06-20T22:00:00.000+08:00

YAY BACK FROM A WEEK OF CAMP!! TWO CAMPS!

Camp 1: Study Camp
The food damn massivee,like every meal cater buffet then like alotalotalot of food!haha
First night got bbq,then then bbq food like damn alot somemore,then suppose to have a chef?like wtf!?haha
Then right,the drinks like not cold la,cause the ice all on top;then i wanted to stir it! But the stirrer too short,then i use my hand!haha,then no one drank from that container hahaha
Then on the second night,like really damn bored la.Some of us just go caltex like sit there and eat?then got back and wanted to sleep.So eliot can sleep?me&jp keep singing Highschoolmusical,then he damn irritated then he dont want to sleep already.Haha,then we just play poker.I cash in $2 then playplayplay.I won $6!yay
Edmund lost the most!haha,me and eliot earn most,JP suahh.

Camp 2: Church Youth Camp

Church camp was quite fun actually,like quite anyhow la.Stayed at Nus PG residence,then church of our savior was also there.Then i saw J low,then like oh hi hi.
Then dormitry was like not bad actually.Is like got 15 rooms maybe?Then got a common gate one,so is like we all stayed in a floor of rooms.Then like dont need to lock room,just lock the gate can already.Then still got pantry luh.
The games is damndamndamn URGH!
Like got three stations la.
lj&alwyin: Twister! normal twister,but is paint inside of like a mat.Then like must spin two dice.Then first i got was "butt" then i was like No!! then i kick the other dice, "white" WALAO LA! That means white butt leh! Then next i got "head","blue"
walao,then i put my face on the blue paint,so sick la!like blue eyebrow.Then lastly was "right hand";"yellow"
kalis&Yj:like suppose to play volleyball or smth,but is like must is a trashbag of something,quite hard to explain.But the 'ball' is acutally like waterbomb?then some got egg yolk inside.Eeeekk
Freddie&kelly:omg,kelly you bitch,seriously!haha you damn sick la wl!
Is like got a spoon attach to a string then got a bucket of "something" then must scope the "something"then slowly put through your shirt,like from arm to arm.
then we had to form a circle,then rotate 6 times,during rotation,THAT KELLY throw like the "something" on us,like keep throwing la.And i vomitted 2times in my mouth,then swallow back haha. KELLY YOU DIE.

P.S. the "something" was

Mud
Grass
Eggs
Tabasco sauce
vinegar i think
Our left over lunch which was like chicken rice

The Coporate games was like anyhow also.Got some people had to use their head to smash the eggs,damn sick la.
K anyway,they laid out a big mat,then like pour alot of water,Detergent,toothpaste,eggs(unfortunatly) and someother shit la.Then we have to be blindfolded then like slide on the mat and find some stuff.Damn wet and fun la,but still damn sick CAUSE GOT EGGS.yuck.

haha k la,will upload all the camp photos soon.

2008-06-14T00:48:00.002+08:00

I MISS MY BESTIE,JADE! (happy or not!)
CAUSE RIGHT,SHE ALWAYS DONT WANT TO COME TUITION,THEN RIGHT
I CANNOT SEE HER;I MISS HER K! (who ask you dont want come tuition).

OH YA OH YA! EVERYONE! I DID ANOTHER VIDEO! YAY!

PLS YAY ME

2008-06-13T14:22:00.001+08:00

YAY I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!

&YAY I AM BUYING THE AIRBRUSH TATTOO MACHINE!!!
but the person havnt reply me yet):
BUT STILL YAY!

2008-06-09T12:33:00.002+08:00

Oh my gooderness,my leg damn chipmunk pain!
Sunday went cycling from EastCoastPark to ChangiVillage!
Like i think 40km,then reach home have to rush to tuition.
Then after tuition reach home,my leg like some peanutbutter with jam feeling.
Then at night,i keep screaming,cause damn pain!haha

2008-06-04T14:03:00.002+08:00

$$$$$$$

OH
MONEY
MONEY
MONEY,
WHERE
ARE
THOU
?
I
NEED
YOU
I
LOVE
YOU

2008-06-04T13:56:00.004+08:00

YAY EVERYONE GO PLAY
BLITZ OVERTIME ON PSP
DAMNN FUN!
AMERICAN FOOTBALL FTW!
I have been having weird dreams these few days,damn wtf.
Today i dreamt that alot of dogs keep biting me,then got this shark-dog bite me until i woke up.& i also dreamt that my cousin bought a dog;the funny thing is it is a Snoopy?!?!
ASFHRJARCAKQPSGDPFGDKGSPAKSGR
I need to study,i need it.

2008-06-03T12:07:00.000+08:00

wl, holiday is so boring. Like nothing to do at all):

2008-05-31T20:39:00.001+08:00

Gaww gosh,My Com got serious problems.
I reformatted my com like 20b5sfj3df3554 times already.
URGH!!

1 fishball):

2008-05-29T23:08:00.001+08:00

Walao,Jp why must you force me to science remedial tmr;so extra la!
i already got 2nd in class,just get suan when i go
But its ok,cause we are friends.(& also i can go PR yay!)
GIVE JP A HAND! *clapclapclap*

2008-05-26T19:17:00.000+08:00

Take L From Lover,and it will be all over

2008-05-23T13:32:00.002+08:00

goodgracious,i got back report book.
my results good?
I got what L1R4 30? L1R5 38?
haha then somemore i got 7th in class,9th in level with such a shitty result.

Jp is a noob, he got 11th & parkway tepanyaki sucks,Funan for the win luh!
go and die la

XF is a bastard,he got 2nd

2008-05-21T19:41:00.002+08:00

Hello,havnt blog since ages.
I got back all my paper.
ALL SUCKS
HAHAHA but quite amazing is that,myparent do not need to go for the Meet-the-parents.
It is only for those who did badly.But i did badly what,WHY I DONT NEED WHYWHYWHY!
WHY IS IT SO UNFAIR):

Haha crazy,who wants to go la

2008-05-14T23:57:00.003+08:00

YAY!
DAMNDAMNDAMN HAPPY

TODAY I PASIR RISed LEH!!
HAHA WHAT LA! SHUTUP AND DIE

imy

2008-05-09T19:28:00.005+08:00

....................................

gggggg
RAINBOW FTW!! (today purple no ink)

Gosh,today AMATHS DAMNN HARD
I didnt even knew how to do a single!
THENTHEN i screwed up Chemistry also! Wl,i toh already la):

Today i went shopping with daryl&his katamari(eliot) &JP.Bought shirt from Zara && I BOUGHT 4 items FOR MY HOBBY!! WL I DAMN HAPPY LA!!

HAHA then i followed eliot to fareast to get hhis specs repaired,BUT THE SHOP WASNT EVEN AT FAREAST! IT WAS AT LUCKY PLAZA;SO ELIOT FELT GOOD AH!
haha but then ewen came to join me,while eliot went to get his spec.
Me&ewen saw this couple damn wtf;The girl was a chij girl,prolly 16 or smth,the boyfriend was like damn old??22 that kind,so funny.
Then me&ewen was like at lvl 3 of fareast staring at them,Then the guy touch the girl's FAT thigh;me&ewen was like YUCCKKKKK.HAHA
Ya after that i went home.

lalalalala bye.

....................................

2008-05-08T17:30:00.002+08:00

hello DARYL & his katamari! LETS GO ISLAND CREAMERY
GO GO GO!
eliot stop going Japanese restaurant;sucks

Gosh,i need to buy new O2 battery,mine is super spoiled,like call halfway will toh.
&& I NEED TO BUY THAT THING THAT THING! WHEEEEE

And i reallyreallyreally want to know who anders girlfriend is,who could even be his gf la!
SOMEMORE THEY HOLD HANDS LEHHHH;Then he still dare to bring her to schoool.
I WANT TO SEEEEEE!

Tmr is Chemistry and Amaths;tohh
Chemistry is ok,not so hard
BUT AMATHS TOHH,sure like 1/80 again hahaha

walao,i need to put Braces soon la,i have run away from the dentist for 5years already,i think the dentist also dont bother to catch me la!
I CANT IMAGINE MYSELF IN BRACES LA,sure damn Wtf one
ARGH

7 More MONTHS!! THEN WHEEE!

MY BLOG NO INK;THE GREEN IS FADING):

I need to buy a new bag,but i have no idea where go find one.
I Should start hunting now,BUT I DONTKNOW WHERE TO START!

Yawn,I need to do something about my amaths;damn sucky la.
Maybe i need to eat someone's brain.HAHA I go tuition also no use la,like i
still dont understand):

Aiyo,no ink already):
K bye bye,have fun everyone
I wonder if anyone will se this.
HLPC(:

2008-05-05T19:31:00.001+08:00

HOLA!
I've Got a New Hobby!!
Sorry i cant say it now!i have to make sure that i have collect lots of it first!
I AM REALLY EXCITED!

to jp: THE ANSWER IS C! ITS C!

2008-05-04T22:38:00.002+08:00

GOOD GRACIOUS!! Tmr is physic & i'm studying Chemistry now!
ARGGGHH

Just now i got a metal splint in my index finger,I thought i was going to die.IT WAS HELL OF A PAIN,i was half a mind to kill myself!
Then now i got plaster on my finger,damn hard to dig my nose.HAHA

2008-04-30T18:12:00.002+08:00

AH LALALALALAL
MY IPOD GOT GAMES NOW!
Carumba!

Today SS was piece of cake,but i got not enough time to do
History was )*E#N#% hard! Like i was stoning all the way to mexico!
11 more days! Then suahhh;I'll be abel to go there again! yay!
&psp is soooo boring

2008-04-29T20:50:00.001+08:00

STUDYSTUDYSTUDY!

2008-04-26T22:52:00.001+08:00

JOIN CCP!!!

KMT PLS GET LOST.KMT ARE NOOBS!
HAHAHHA

I;m going to trash JP((:
I;m going to march all the way to eastwood HAHA

2008-04-24T23:13:00.000+08:00

I think my blog is dying)):

2008-04-21T19:46:00.001+08:00

Hehehahahehehaha!
HAHA GO WATCH MIND YOUR LANGUAGE ON YOUTUBE!!!
HELL FUNNY

chickengoesquakquakquak

2008-04-16T17:21:00.002+08:00

ILOVECHICKENRICE!!
I have been eating chickenrice everyday! think i'm going broke already

monday:
school
greentea $1.20
Chickenrice $2.50
addmoreChicken $2
addbeanspout $0.50
greenapplejuice $0.90
watermelon $0.50
tuesday:
school
Chickenrice $2.50
addmoreChicken $2
addbeanspout $0.50
addOtah $0.40
greenapplejuice $0.90
katongshoppingcentre
Chickenrice $4
addrice $0.50
addrice $0.50
Wednesday:
school
Chickenrice x2 $5
addbeanspout $0.50
greenapplejuice $0.90

Haha i think i'm becoming a Chicken addict;I WANT A PLATE OF CHICKENRICE FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
I want jade to eat the 245849plates of chickenrice for my BIRTHDAY!
jade,i know you love it.

2008-04-16T00:14:00.001+08:00

Yay,! i receive my first BDAY present today!!
hahaha i super love it,esp the card
thankyou whoever gave it to me(:

2008-04-11T15:28:00.003+08:00

Wl damn what la;again?
Out of love

Chorus: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special

2008-04-10T21:07:00.001+08:00

Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”
Bill said, “Sure.”
So Joe takes out a picture.
Bill says, “What are you talking about? Thats not your aunt! Thats a picture of a fish!”
Joe says, “Well sure it is… It’s my aunt Chovy!”

jp is a czech in a male

2008-04-10T17:52:00.001+08:00

BAD DAY;urgh.

2008-04-07T22:28:00.002+08:00

Wheee!
I DID IT!
haha i skinned my O2 into iphone!zaizai

got a new wallet today from riverisland(Junping pls shutup;dont make any comments)

took 88 today

at this moment,my younger brother is on his bed listening to his mp3;apparently he is listening to the national anthem?!? & he is singing out loud,so irritating.
i predict that he will be knock out in 3 mins time

JP owes me alot of things,y;know it yourself k bye

2008-04-03T22:38:00.002+08:00

mralanlim: Amos,are you alright?
amos(with hankerchief on his face):yeah i'm alright

amos start tearing newspaper

alanlim: Amos,are you okay?
amos:Yes sir,i am fine.

amos starts to break his specs

marwin:eh sir,he broke his specs
alanlim:amos,are you okay a not?
amos:yes i am fine

amos starts to throw pen on the floor

alanlim: Amos,stop throwing pen on the floor

amos then throw more Pens.
amos took out Raisin bread from his bag and started tearing them.

alanlim: amos,please keep that.Are you really alright not?

Bell ring*

Amos

2008-04-03T20:30:00.002+08:00

I SWEAR AMOS IS FREAKING ABNORMAL LA;

you see right,amos has some problem in his head;he does things that people doesnt.He rolls on the floor,draw smiley face on the board etc. BUT HE DOESNT GET INTO ANY TROUBLE;THE TEACHER ALWAYS LET HIM OFF.damn wth la!
sec3 that time,he threw a table at jared then he shouted at the Dm,WHAT DID HE GET?! nothing!!ass
on wed,during physic class,he just left the lab,& disappear for 20mins;i think he went to toliet and play psp.WHAT KIND OF NORMAL PERSON IS HE LA! I used to like take pity on him,cause he is like different from us in the way he react.
BUT HE IS DAMN ACT;He is like always trying to catch our attention by doing phenomenal stuff,What like LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR!?! Excersicing in class?!?FOLLOW THE TEACHER WHEREVER he/she walks!?

today right,He randomly PAT MRS AW HEAD.LIKE WTF! then she was super ASTONISH;like as if she felt molested.Then she scolded him& stuff.
After that,we had english then he just took out his hankerchief and cover his face&cried,then he started to throw stuff on the floor,he broke his specs,took out bread and throw,tearpaper.
Then mr alanlim like saw it la,but he just like dont care like that,maybe he wants to leave him alone.

THEN WHEN THE BELL RANG,HE JUST WALK OUT OFF THE CLASS,THEN CAUSE THE ENGLISH OFFICE WAS JUST OUTSIDE THE CLASSROOM,HE WALK THERE AND TRIED OPEN THE DOOR WITH FORCE(but the door was those magnet kind,need card to open) BUT CANNOT OPEN,THEN HE JUST PLUCK OUT THE WHOLE TELECOM PHONE WHICH IS NEXT TO IT.NORMAL!?!? THEN HE WALK AWAY.
Then the whole class was like WTFF!!!
why does he get special treatment huh! he alwaysalways get away with all the trouble he does.
Somemore,he is the one who pour the trouble on himself,he was the one who "molested" mrs aw,then he like cried in class.
NOT LIKE WE BULLIED HIM OR WHAT.

he is mad la,just to get our attention only.tskkk

2008-04-01T23:51:00.003+08:00

N73 sucks!
you deserve to die a horrible death;maybe you can redeem yourself at the flea market
O2 i miss you,just wait another 15 more days! we will be together again!wait pls!

2008-03-30T22:19:00.001+08:00

HAPPYBIRTHDAY JADETAN!! DON'T EAT THE SUNFLOWER PLS.you should buy a green sunflower.
iloveyoubestie.bye

2008-03-29T22:41:00.001+08:00

i love watermelon,i ate 3 today,how i wish i had alllll the watermelon in the world :D
gosh,should have went acjc carnival la!! stupid daryl dont want to PICK UP MY CALL.

i;m playing solitaire now,wheee

2008-03-27T22:41:00.002+08:00

EUGENE IS AN OCTOPUS YUCCCKKKK
ELIOT FOR THE WINN.
EMF

FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT *chant*

i poke my pen into eugene to refill my pen ink.

2008-03-24T20:23:00.001+08:00

Oh I need rice,its good
I ate 3 serving of dinner today;its good
& tmr i got rehearsal yay!,can eat katong chickenrice,i need to 3 bowls of rice,give me power.

2008-03-20T17:55:00.001+08:00

goodbye

2008-03-19T22:57:00.002+08:00

Priscilla!
haha y;know right today right
I ****to********meet************Then right!*************************but***********************
*********I'm damn happy la! because***************************************************************
*******************************************************bus*************************************
***************************************************and**********hold**********!!!!!!!*************
***like a pillow like that,**************************************************************************
**************************my heart stop!******************************************************** *******************wheeee!********so damn happy*********************

haha all the words all censored! wheeee,i know you know the answers!
nehneh

2008-03-19T00:05:00.002+08:00

haha
deb is gay
bestie is love
jp is a noob
daryl is a legdancer
xf is a pangseh-er
eliot is a hairy man
amos is "tooo normal already"
ccl is a pigeon
ewen is a police swat member
edmund loves pearlyn?
haha
shutup bye

wheee

2008-03-14T00:08:00.001+08:00

Wlao,i just made this video right! Then i ask JADETAN to see nice a not! Then right then right,she say she going to sleep! Wlao,jade; i dont give you slippers already! nehneh(k la,i know you got concert then damn tired;i just want to scold you only) ly bye

2008-03-10T19:38:00.001+08:00

Oh deb,when you said gay you meant this picture?haha

2008-03-09T21:55:00.000+08:00

WTH!!!! gay??
k i just randomly found this;or rather daryl sent it to me

07mrach08

2008-03-08T19:20:00.001+08:00

Haha,friday damn funny. Cause thursday night i show Jp this video of like 200 people who froze in a train station for 5mins,then they stun everyone;everyone was like WTH!!then friday jp tried in chinese class,the teacher say he can go busk.haha then me&jp asked everyone to freeze like during chuachaulee's class la,cos we thought he will fall for it and like run out the class or smth!hahaBut it failed la,everyone started laughing,but he didnt notice la.
THEN THEN JP went to pass chuachaulee a check la,then chuachaulee take already right,jp just froze there.Then i went up & pretend to ask him something then i also froze there.So was like both of us froze infront of him!
THE FUNNY THING IS HE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING,HE WAS ACTUALLY WRITING SOMETHING;THEN HE ALSO FREEZE!!!HAHAH DAMN FUNNY,Then i couldnt resist myself,cause chuachaulee face damn funny when he freeze!then i laugh!

2008-03-03T21:50:00.003+08:00

Hello all! After much research i have found the answer on how MAS SELAMAT the JI leader escape jail!

Ok, on the 27th of feb.While Mas Selamat is in jail.The guards were doing their normal routine and blahblahblah.

Out of a sudden,Guard A felt so bored that he needed to play something.So they took out a Board game to play(:
Guard A & Guard B felt that 2player wasnt enough;So, they ask mas selamat to play with them.Of Course precaution have to be taken.Mas Selamat was playing behind the bars.
Even Wondered why no one was injured during his escape?
BECAUSE MAS SELAMAT GOT THIS!!!

this is just my interpretation.haha

2008-02-29T21:07:00.001+08:00

well,i used to like fridays
haha i;m trying to kill myself by eating the whole packet of sour skittles at a go!
maybe i should try stuffing myself with pocky,maybe i will die from overdose of pocky;well..

2008-02-28T23:20:00.002+08:00

me,jp,daryl,weihoe,jonny,jia,JJ,casey,nickho went to watch movie
we wanted to watch Juno la! but it was at 0330.Jonny suggested meet thespartans cause it was earlier
Like wth la Meet the spartan is damn rubbish!sucks la!haha but some part was damn funny!Some only!

Anyway,dont watch it

2008-02-22T19:33:00.001+08:00

Simei is a ghosttown

&today sucks;;bye

2008-02-19T18:56:00.001+08:00

today i went to daryl house!
he damn noob la!haha first i played winningeleven with him,i scored 4goals against him.NOOB
then we play tennis on psp,i trash him all the way.NOOB haha(so not the other way round ah?)

2008-02-17T23:11:00.002+08:00

Can someone buy me a new 5x5x5rubikcube?Mine is like rotten!play until like some friedprawnmee. JADE BUY ME THE 7x7x7!!wheee!iloveyoubestie,buy for my birthday k!haha

Lday

2008-02-12T23:56:00.000+08:00

ithinkiamgoingtohate14thfeb.
canwehave14thfebtill2pm?thenfastforward10hoursto15thfeb

2008-02-11T20:55:00.001+08:00

STUPID BLK85.YOU WATCH OUT,I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GO TO BLK85 ANYMORE!
me&jp wasted total of $30 there la!damn not worth it! I went there becausebecause i wanted to ehm see i mean EAT BACHOUMEE thenright then right,so disapointing,it went off in a car.No i mean i mean the stall wasnt open!whatever it is,i will never ever go near that place anymore! waste my money time effort pocky strawberryjuice whatever.
NO more blk85

2008-02-06T00:29:00.000+08:00

RECESS RECESS RECESS RECESS RECESS RECESS RECESS RECESS RECESS RECESS RECESS

2008-02-06T00:24:00.000+08:00

biyun reads my blog so that she can suddenly tap me from the back and Argh!

*chanting*kill biyun kill biyun kill biyun kill biyun kill biyun kill biyun kill biyun kill biyun

2008-02-05T00:32:00.000+08:00

CNY!!
shucks cny damn boring,then right then right,must buy clothes
Thenrightthenright no one to go with me
thenrightthenright i ask my brother,then he say he not free
thenrightthenright i ask my friends,but allofthem are bastardla,all go out with girlfriends,hahaToomuch already lor. urgh
I have to do my own shopping everyday after school,so boring.

2008-02-02T23:12:00.001+08:00

yay! I bake Pineapple tarts today!
so happy can eat

2008-01-29T23:54:00.000+08:00

Anyone who lives in NewYorkCity Or Australia??
Wl,i need to go make my own custom crumpler bag la!then i will make damn nice,then no one will have it,then my bestf will be jealous,then everyone will be jealous la!
I think i make a Powerpuffgirl crumpler bag la!haha or maybe i make one that has my name one it,then got pokka dots like damn retro like that! ARGH!i need to buy a crumpler custom bag!

to jade:I made the slipper design already!you leh?so slow!
to junping:you noob,haha hurry go Usa can?then we make alot of crumpler then we sell in s;pore
to deb:you are the retarded one
to daryl:lets do the leg dance
to xiangfeng:polo resort
to bubbles:where are you la! ): you got no eyes (
to myself:tmr got superteen camp;can play poker.Today i won $2 then i lost $2.30.So i totally lost 30cents by playing texas hold'em poker.
to my blog:go and die
to my teddybear:you are brown
to my handphone:hello
to my camera:(i dont have one)
to my keyboard:you rubber thingy
to bubbles again:10 months& counting down
to all the ants in the world:beware of priscilla
to tuna fish:you are tasty
to fish'n'chips:iloveyou
to magnesiumoxide:you stink
to crumplercustom:wait for me,i'm going to get you
to msn:what you want la!
to jade again:you 0.28girl
to jade again:you watchgirl
to jade again:Sunflower
to jade again:i want a checkered violin
to myself:you are so cool
to myself:go to sleep now!
reply myself:ok bye gdnight

2008-01-25T20:44:00.000+08:00

ARGH!!
I'll never go again!

&jade,you owe me a story

2008-01-24T18:52:00.000+08:00

STUPID anders tan,you asshole!
you made me screw up my eng o's If you wouldnt that fat,i wouldnt even disturb you in the exam room la!& i could have gotten a better score!you fat shit.
toobad,you didnt do that well too;worse than me!

s-i-c-k

2008-01-23T00:25:00.000+08:00

emotions: ( love)sick
physical: sick(cough i think)
Maggots:sick(disgusting)
my parents:sick(in the mind.They bought a ukelele&they are playing it everyday;damn irritating)

2008-01-19T12:52:00.000+08:00

Urgh! Today when i was alighting the bus,I KNOCK MY HEAD!!
I DONTKNOW WHY EITHER! I thought i wasnt that tall to hit my head on the thing above the door.Damn pain la!Ouuch k whatever bye

2008-01-16T19:44:00.000+08:00

stupid ba chow mee stall;damn you stall!i;'m going to kill you stall.DIE
Today is such an unlucky day;like cos during assembly me&jp randomly decided to go eat Bachowmee;then right after school he say he dont want to go already(damnbastard).
Then i just pull him into the cab,then we played poker inside.haha
We betted on drinks and like whether we should eat there.yeah,in the end he won la.But anyway when we reach the stupiddumbshitass stall was closed.Cos he won,he gets to choose where to go next,so we went to his house to cool.Damn pro,i cook some special noodle;then i fry fish and cook clamchowder.Damn pro,damn tasty;better than cafe(all thanks to my cooking skills.haha!)
Then after that we just play poker again,this time i won.then after that we went to watch GOLDENPATH then i went off already.

(wl;i didnt get to go nearer lor!damnit la.IMP!urgh)

i think i am going to giveup lorD: so hard
Tmr got amaths test.